Mayor Pete v. Pence (Limerick)
There’s a Mike Pence/Pete Buttigieg feud Cuz the Veep is an anti-gay dude, Who pretends to be pious To justify bias… As he praises a Prez, crude and lewd.
View ArticlePence To the Rescue (Limerick)
Headline: “Mike Pence was criticized for his handling of Indiana’s HIV outbreak. He will lead the U.S. coronavirus response.” A pandemic? No worries! Mike Pence Is in charge, which makes wonderful...
View ArticleTrump’s Real Mission? (Limerick)
I’ve tried, but can’t shake my suspicion That Trump and Mike Pence have this mission: To infect Biden’s team — That’s the Donald’s wet dream, Which he thinks cancels out his condition.
View ArticlePence’s Flying Friend (Limerick)
Headline: “A fly sat atop Mike Pence’s head for two minutes during the V.P. debate.” A fly’s lengthy stay on Mike’s head (Two minutes, until the fly fled) Went unnoticed by Pence, Or ignored. Makes no...
View ArticleWhat Will It Take For Pence To Stop Repeating Trump’s Lies? (Limerick)
My latest limerick was inspired by a recent Mike Pence op-ed in The Daily Signal. Here’s how he begins: “After an election marked by significant voting irregularities and numerous instances of...
View ArticlePence Ain’t A Saint (Limerick)
Headline: “Pence: ‘We must not rest’ until abortion is outlawed in every state” On One/Six, Pence behaved like a man; He helped scuttle Trump’s scurrilous plan. But enough with the praise! Re abortion,...
View ArticleWho Caused The Jan. 6 Violence? It’s Pence, says Trump (Limerick)
Washington Post Headline: “Trump claims violence he inspired on Jan. 6 was Pence’s fault” “The former president suggested the riot could have been avoided if his vice president had cooperated in...
View ArticleDonald Trump’s Finally Trumped (Limerick)
Another indictment’s been filed,And Donald’s both anxious and riledAnd undoubtedly frightened.The vise has been tightened,And law shall prevail! (“Will be wild!”)
View ArticleSmith v. Trump (Limerick)
Though Donald’s the lowest of low,His infamy slide’s been too slow.But the courts are all humming,And justice is coming;Trump’s finally battling a pro.
View ArticleWhining For Time (Limerick)
“Trump’s defense needs more time!” That’s the pleaFrom John Lauro, last week in DC.But the judge should be tough,Cuz oddly enoughJohn had time for “full Ginsburg” TV.
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